Turns out, Covid outbreaks can be identified and avoided from a distance.  Just look in the direction of those deep rumblings and search for the low and dark clouds on the horizon.  It's not a thunderstorm, it's a collection of invincible Midwesterners in diesel trucks.  I'm afraid fake news still leaves a path of destruction, so I'll just continue to hunker down here in tornado alley, six miles from ground zero.  "Black smoke don't mean it's broke," but what about the driver?