Wednesday, September 27, 2017

I Was Here


So, like I said, we painted a fishing tournament in Anchorage.  

The small palette knife, seen to the left of my palette, between the scraper and the kitchen tool, was lost immediately after this photo.  I'm guessing I dropped it in the mud and stepped on it over and over until it was thoroughly buried.  I had a spare, so no need to search for it on my behalf.  But it got me thinking...

What else did I leave behind?  What was the footprint of our adventure?  For a laugh, here's a list of just a few of the artifacts and impressions we left in our wake:
  1. At least four paintbrushes...they're easy to lose if dropped in the brush
  2. Way too much paper towel crammed into plastic bags crammed into gas station trashcans
  3. A dollar on the wall of the Salty Dawg
  4. At least a dozen bare chicken legs along the Stewart-Cassiar Highway
  5. Some ink on some highway signs
  6. A painting of a bathhouse in a bathhouse
  7. The impression in Jasper, Alberta, that folks from Indiana are wild and dangerous
  8. A pool of linseed oil at the Lower Yellowstone Falls lookout
  9. $4.73 in a Canadian gas station that took American, so long as they didn't have to give you change
  10. An accidental political statement in Idaho
  11. A pair of very stiff pants somewhere in the Yukon Territory
  12. Five pizza pretzels to the grey fox of Dease Lake
  13. Laughter and background noise on a promotional video in a simulated Holy Land
  14. A pool of linseed oil at Lake Louise
  15. At least a dozen bottle caps on Canadian campsite posts 
  16. An engine fan belt
  17. A lidless plastic container of fry sauce, upside down, on the carpet of The Viking
  18. Four pairs of socks in seemingly random locations
  19. A bad impression on every customs agent we interacted with
  20. A bad impression on a ranger at Glacier National Park
  21. A good impression on every Asian tourist we interacted with
  22. An accidental smudge of cobalt violet on a silver corvette 
  23. $1.25 in a gas station casino
  24. Tall tales for anyone listening in a Montana KOA hot tub
  25. Maps of Wyoming and Nebraska, somewhere between Wyoming and Nebraska
  26. My breath, on a trail that looked much shorter from above
  27. A pool of linseed oil at Makah Marina
  28. An unpaid camping fee at a sketchy trailer park in Cheyenne
  29. At least 100 "burst setting" photos of a nice German family and my feet
  30. A toenail on a very small fir tree
  31. A pocket knife in the cushion of a Mexican Restaurant in Washington
  32. A fake name on everything I had to sign
  33. Two rounds of high fives with a group of youngins in Wyoming
  34. A painting of the Pacific Ocean in an empty cooler at Ruby Beach 
  35. A sarcastic response to everyone that asked, "What're you painting?"
  36. A sarcastic response to everyone that asked, "Do you do this for a living?"
  37. Zero business cards
They won't be establishing a Rudolech and LeGrand National Historic Trail any time soon, but I think we left a mark on more than our canvas.  Watch out for those unicorns!