Turns out, Covid outbreaks can be identified and avoided from a distance. Just look in the direction of those deep rumblings and search for the low and dark clouds on the horizon. It's not a thunderstorm, it's a collection of invincible Midwesterners in diesel trucks. I'm afraid fake news still leaves a path of destruction, so I'll just continue to hunker down here in tornado alley, six miles from ground zero. "Black smoke don't mean it's broke," but what about the driver?