God Invented the Internet

God invented the internet

So we could feel more and think much less

So search for the answers, then place all your bets

On the life your photos best represent

God invented the television screen

To watch all the things we don't dare dream

To entertain ourselves with what once was obscene

While choosing your side of reality

God invented the cellular phone

To be together when we’re all alone

To build tall towers above every home

That connect us with everything wherever we go

God invented us, them, and we

To make phone calls and watch TV

To surf the web and discover that He

Exists only by you and by me

God invented the internet

And root beer floats and credit card debt

And love and forgiveness and the air in our breath

And fear about what's after death