Saturday, September 8, 2018

Give Your Phone an Ego

Don't shoot the instant messenger, but...

You're kind of dumb without your smart phone appendage, aren't you?  How does it feel to know Google and social media are shaping the largest part of your "intellect"?  

Keep your devices close folks...if Siri can't answer your questions with news propaganda or back up your argument with a Wikipedia article, your identity as a human being is holding the rest of us back from progress.  For God's sake, somebody out there needs your Google search for their Google search recommendations!

How did they say it...plug in, log on, drop out? 


cy·borg
[ˈsīˌbôrɡ]
NOUN

  1. a fictional or hypothetical person whose abilities are extended beyond normal human limitations by mechanical elements built into the body.


Thank you Elon for the affirmation.  He's just Kardashian-ing his market, you know?  Reaching the masses...