Monday, June 15, 2020

Dyin' 2 B Buyin'



In early March, at the onset of this pandemic thing, I chose to stop selling my paintings.  I'm sure this sacrifice helped absolutely no one, but I guess I don't feel bad about it?  I don't know, really...whatever.

Anyhow, I'm open for business again.  So, if you tried to use your stimulus check to buy a painting in April and were disappointed when I said "Nah," then...well...I'm sure you already spent it on Amazon...so never mind.

But if for some reason you haven't booked your trip to Disney World with that Caribbean cruise refund that's been burning a hole in your pocket, and so long as you acknowledge that my paintings won't save your life during the "second wave" and buying one is a potentially reckless financial decision, I'll sell you whatever you want.  I'm a salesman, obviously.  If you'd like a painting, pandemic-related or otherwise, click HERE to request details or make an appointment.  

The Pandemic Paintings will continue until the world allows me to exhibit the paintings as a group in a building filled with people.  It might be next month.  It might be next year.  It might never happen.  Whatever.

Do you think Mickey Mouse will have to wear a face mask?

Thursday, June 11, 2020